Duchess Dani and Queen Kenzie went clubbing last night. And tonight we're all going out again. Their shoes are still dirty from the club. Princesses like us need CLEAN feet and CLEAN shoes because we have to look our best every. single. night. That means this loser has work to do. Licking all the crud and off the heels and soles of the girls' shoes. The Duchess and the Queen stepped in a lot of nasty, icky stuff on the dance floor last night and its all going on this loser's tongue. It keeps our feet nice and sparkling clean and its also funny as fuck for us, so that's how it's gonna be. Deal with it.