Kitten is eager for his first session as a personal trainer with Me! Kitten mistakenly signed up for the regular package. He is only eligible for the Loser Package which costsPush ups are the first thing that a normal guy would do. So I tell Kitten that he should drop down and give 50 to me. Next, I place my foot on Kitten's back and push down my weight. He can't lift his body. I berate him, saying that normal men can do this 50 times and that he can't do it one time. I then straddle his neck, sit on his shoulders and ask him for help. He can't even do it once more. It's so ridiculous, I'm not that heavy!It looks like he is cut out for the Loser Package, so I start with some exercises. I ask him to do some sit-ups, while also squatting on his stomach and making horrible farts. He is shocked by my farts and begs for me to stop. It's all part of the course, though. I teach losers how to sniffHe is allowed to wipe off my sweat after the workout. With a few more farts, I scrub his under boob, armpits, and asshole. As a particularly pathetic loser, I decide to increase my rate by charging Kitten